ALIEN SEX!!!!

[Phil Burgess]

A NEWLY WED COUPLE WAS IN THE DESERT CAMPING SITING BY THE CAMP FIRE WHEN THEY SAW A SPACE SHIP LAND NEAR BY. THEY BOTH JUMPED UP TO SEE WHAT IT WAS ALL ABOUT, WHEN THEY GOT THERE THEY FOUND A NEWLY WED ALIEN COUPLE STANDING OUTSIDE THE SPACE SHIP. THEY STARTED UP A CONVERSATION AND BEFORE LONG THE TWO HUSBUNDS WANTED TO SWAP WIFES FOR THE NIGHT JUST TO TRY OUT THE OTHER SPIECES....

THEY ASKED BOTH THERE WIFES IF IT WOULD BE OK AND THEY THEY BOTH APPROVED....

THE ALIEN HUSBUND GRABED THE HUMAN AND THEY HEADED INTO THE SPACE SHIP... THE OTHER COUPLE TROTTED OUT INTO THE STICKS.....

ONCE ON THE SHIP THE ALIEN GUY DROPED HIS PANTS AND OUT POPED A 3 INCH PECKER.. THE HUMAN WOMAN LAUGHED AND SAID THATS IT?????? HE SAID WOOO WAIT A MIN SO HE SMACKED HIM SELF IN THE FORE HEAD AND OUT POPED 10 MORE INCHES..... SHE SAID THATS FINE AND DANDY BUT ITS STILL AS THIN AS A PENCILE.... HE SAID OOOOPS AND HE GRABED BOTH EARS AND VIOLENTLY STARTED TO TUG ON THEM TILL IT WAS THE SIZE OF A COKE CAN.... THEY PORCEEDED TO HAVE THE BEST SEX OF HER LIFE....

THE NEXT MORNING SHE COULDENT WAIT TO FIND OUT HOW HER HUSBUND WAS DOING... SHE RAN UP AND SAID HONEY LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING FOR ME HOW ABOUT YOU?????

HE SCREAMED AND SAID IT WAS TERRIBLE EVERY TIME I GOT CLOSE TO HAVING MY WAY WITH HER SHE WOULD SMACK ME IN THE FORE HEAD AND TRY TO RIP MY EARS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[missraider]

LMAO! Good one Phil;)