Biker Story of the Month

[JJCJR]

A old drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over and looking the biggest, meanest, biker in the face says:

'I went by your grandma's house today, busted in and found her buck-naked. Man, is she one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he's one mean S.O.B. biker and would fight anyone at the drop of a hat.

Again, the drunk leans on the table and says: 'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!'

The biker's buddies are starting to get really a little agitated but the biker still says nothing.

Finally drunk leans on the table one more time and says, 'I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!'

At this point the biker stands up, takes the old drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says....................

'Grandpa;.......... Go home!