birth control

[big_limits]

> After their 11th
> child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they
> could not afford a larger bed.

> So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that
> he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

> The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
> vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
> expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the
> doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb ,
> (fireworks are legal in Alabama )
> light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up
> to your ear and count to 10.'
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> The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the
> sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a
> cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help
> me.'
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>
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> 'Trust me,' said the doctor.
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>
> So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
> beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
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> '1'
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> '2'
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> '3'
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> '4'
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> '5'
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> (you'll love this...)
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> At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his
> legs and continued counting on his other hand.