ITALIAN COMPLAINT LETTER

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An Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager of a hotel
in London. The letter read as follows:


Dear Signor Diretorre

Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella.

I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a
young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see
no **** in my bed.

How can I sleep with no **** in my bed? I calla down the Receptione
and tell: " I wanna **** ".

They tella me " Go to the toillett ". I said " No, no. I wanna **** in my
bed ". They said " You betta not **** in your bed, you sonnawabitch ".

What is sonnawabitch? !

I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs
and Two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella
waitress and point to toast " I wanna piss ". She tella "Go to the
toillett ".. I say " No, no. I wanna piss on my plate ". She then say to
me " You bloody fella better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch ".


Second person who do not even know me and call me sonnawabitch!

What is sonnawabitch?

Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I
tella waitress " I wanna fock ", and she tella me " Sure everybody wanna

fock". I tell her " No, No.. You don't understand me. I wanna fock on The
table". She then tell me " So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table?

Get your *** outa here! " So I go to the receptione and ask for bills.

I think this is hilarious! I no wanna stay in your hotel no more. When I have pay the bills,

The porter say to me " Thank you and piss be with you ". I say " Piss on
you too, you sonnawabitch ".

I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella or you
Country, You sonnawabitch