Jack and Jill

[f350mudder]

Jack and Jill were hired at GM around the same time, both had great qualifications, and worked in the same divison doing desk jobs. Their boss was told the company was cutting back and he had to fire one of them. He got along great with both of them and wasn't sure which one he'd fire or even how he could decide. He thought he'd leave it up to fate. Which ever one went to the water cooler first he'd walk over and "let them go." They both got in at 9 and went to their desk. Jill didn't look too happy where as Jack was his normal self. About 40 mins later Jill got up and went to the water cooler still looking miserable. The boss approached and said "Hi Jill I'm really sorry but I have to lay you or Jack off." Jill looked at him and said "You're going to have to jack off cause I have a major headache today."

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