'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' Marty said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.
Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I'm so sorry,' said the nurse. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'...It's swollen,' Marty replied.
Nurses shouldn't laugh
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Greg you have to understand I’m only trying to please myself – as long as I did my!
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