A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who's best that their jobs. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together to compare results.
The priest begins "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion".
"I found a bear by the stream", says the minister, "and preached God's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him".
The both looked down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. "Looking back", he says, "maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision."
"From Mitchell Hauser"
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