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WHY ITALIANS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

Postby JJCJR » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:55 am

Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly, Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911... He gasps to the operator, "I think Sal is dead! What should I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he'sdead."

There is a silence ... and then a shot is heard.

Vinny's voice comes back on the line,"Okay... now what ?

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