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What Makes Her Scream

Postby JJCJR » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:47 am

Screams of Passion

Three men, an Italian, French, and Israeli were having a conversation in a bar.

The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Israeli fellow said: "That's nothing!!!. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with coconut butter.

I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? phenomenal!

How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Israeli answered: "I wiped my hands off on her curtains."

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Re: What Makes Her Scream

Postby thukidad » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:11 pm

lol .. told my wife the joke.. she didnt find it too funny

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Re: What Makes Her Scream

Postby fshfool » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:18 am

My wife screams at me all the time. I must be pretty good...but I don't think I'll tell her his joke.

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Re: What Makes Her Scream

Postby JJCJR » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:59 am

You can change the punch line a little....

How about using some like "after filleting a bunch of stripers I brought home for dinner...."


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