Air Traffic Control

[Mitch]

Subject: Air Traffic Control


Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land runway 18 Right."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 18 Right - Allah be praised!"

Dallas ATC "Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land on runway 18 Left."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 18 Left. - Allah is great!"

Pause: Static............

Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!

WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!

INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?


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