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crash
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What...........???

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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a
bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red------------------cherry
Yellow--------------Lemon
Green---------------Lime
Orange-------------Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all Honey Lifesavers.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

Well, he said, "I;ll give you all a clue; It's what your mother may
sometimes cll your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled,
"Oh My God! They're ***-holes.
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