Received this from my niece

[Greg_Cornish]

She's a Court Medical Investigator for disability claims.

Me meeting with a 50 year old male, new client. Shack in ******* City. 2 dogs, one an incessant licker, who licked my clothing the ENTIRE appointment. Dirt on floors. Sloping floor with rolling office chair in kitchen at small, dirty table with naked woman calendar hanging above table. AND naked women calendars hanging in rows across entire kitchen and living room.

My chair rolling away from table when completing paperwork. Me fending off dog, hanging onto table for dear life as to avoid the drain hole in kitchen floor, which would have ended badly, for me, if wheels rolled in. Never talked so fast in life.

Tried to hide boobs as best I could, although at 47, they seem to hang out there and have mind of their own.

Happy to be alive. Going to register for conceal and carry classes tomorrow.