2010 Airport Screening Results

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2010 Airport Screening Results

Postby JJCJR » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:08 am

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

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