A French Canadian in Minnesota

[Greg_Cornish]

At the exit of a Minnesota Indian reservation, A state trooper found a man badly beaten unconscious lying beside his car. He called an ambulance and he was transported to the nearest emergency room. When revived the man sat up and felt his ***. He screamed, jumped up, turned around and started pointing at his *** and yelling in french.

Not knowing any french the small town doctors and the trooper wondered if he'd been beaten and raped or if something was lodged in his rectum.

They told him to lie down and encouraged him by pushing him down and took him to surgery while they scoped his rectum. The man continued to yell at them in French and started resisting. He was given a sedative until he cooperated.

The doctors were unable to find anything wrong and decided to try to find a towns person who spoke french to interpret. Soon an old lady, fluent in the language was summoned and spoke to the Frenchman.

They doctors were anxious to hear. "WHAT'D HE SAY?" They asked!

The old lady said quietly, "He said he's been trying to tell the policeman, 'The Indians stole his wallet."