Logic

[MaddMaggs]

Two redneck farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their
favorite bar, drinking beer.

Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired
of going through life without an education.
Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college,
and sign up for some classes.' Bob thinks
it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets
The Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four
basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic.

'Logic?' Jim says. 'What's that?'

The Dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do
you own a weed eater?'

'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed
eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a
yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might
logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.'

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then
logically you must have a wife. And because you have
a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were
able to find out all of that because I have a
weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the
Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar.
He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed
up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Bob says, 'What's that?'


Jim says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you
have a weed eater?'

'No.'


'Then you're a q*eer.'