A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"
The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to unzip his pants. He did.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him to unzip his pants and he did. She reached over and grabbed him. Then she picked up the microphone and announced, "Cleanup on register five please!"
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Re: Condoms
Dirty, dirty, dirty!
Nice one Greg, thanks for the daily laugh!
Nice one Greg, thanks for the daily laugh!
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-Dale Gribble from TV's "King of the Hill"
"It would be the best of all possible worlds were it not for religion."
- John Adams, 1776
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