A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young married couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then
gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's
an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He has probably spent
lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. This guy
is probably very dangerous if he gets angry, he'll kill us both. I
saw how he kissed your neck., so if he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter
how much he nauseates you. Be strong, honey, I love you."
To which the wife responds "He wasn't kissing my neck, he was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too."
Sick Joke.
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Re: Sick Joke.
Weird how a funny,funny joke turned bad soooo quick! Man my smile disappeared fast and my tummy hurts now
Re: Sick Joke.
I was looking through the old jokes and found this on page 11. I just thought it deserved to be bumped up to the front.
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Re: Sick Joke.
thanks - that was a good one.
Cheers,
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