SHORT LOVE STORY
Short on love...long on reality
A man and a woman who had never met before,
But who were both married to other people, Found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,
I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?
I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow!.................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f---king blanket.'
After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.
The End
MARRIED LIFE
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MARRIED LIFE
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