Trucker Goes to Vegas

[JJCJR]

A trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Vegas.

He walked straight up to the Madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich".

The Madam was astonished. She said, "OK, sir, but do you know that for that kind of money you could have two of my finest ladies, plus a three- course meal??"

The trucker replied, "Listen, sweetie. I ain't horny....I'm just homesick!!