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JJCJR
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..a beautiful woman...

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Having sat in a bar all evening, a beautiful young woman turns around, faces a well dressed distinguished gentlemen, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, ... it doesn't matter to me, I just love doing it."

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"
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