When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no
passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for
life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried
all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl
with stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on
anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable
as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but direction less. So I decided to find a girl with some real
ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet
planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so
ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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