"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM

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bassaddicted
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"YOU MIGHT BE A MUSLIM

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> ·
> IF..."
>
> 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a
> moral objection to liquor.
>
> 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket
> launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
>
> 3. You have more wives
> than
> teeth.
>
> 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but
> consider bacon unclean."
>
> 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof
> and suicide.
>
> 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
> declared Jihad
> against.
>
> 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely
> carry explosives in your clothing.
>
> 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
> other than setting off roadside bombs.
>
> 9. You have nothing against women and think every man
> should own at least four.
>
> 10. Your cousin is president
> of the United States
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