Prison vs Work

[bassaddicted]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ WORK

You get three meals a day fully paid for
@ PRISON

you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it
@ WORK

You get time off for good behavior
@ PRISON

you get more work for
Good behaviour
@ WORK

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ PRISON

You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself
@ WORK

You can watch TV and play games
@ PRISON

you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
@ WORK

You get your own toilet
@ PRISON

you have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat
@ WORK

They allow your family and friends to visit
@ PRISON

you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
@ WORK

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ PRISON

you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
@ WORK

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ PRISON

you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
@ WORK

You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ PRISON

They are called managers
@ WORK

[Lake]

Dont forget. Conjugal visits in prison are excepted. Doing your spouse at work would get you fired