a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from the pond with his hand.
The farmer shouts: 'Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuehe haben da reingeschissen',,
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have **** in it.').
The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's healthcare plan; I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replies: 'Use two hands, you'll get more water.'
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