Subject: Air Traffic Control
Dallas ATC: "Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land runway 18 Right."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 18 Right - Allah be praised!"
Dallas ATC "Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land on runway 18 Left."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 18 Left. - Allah is great!"
Pause: Static............
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?
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