Only in a Government Office.....

[Byte_Me]

A Federal Government employee sat in his office bored. Finally,
he decided to to see what was in his old filing cabinet. He
poked through the contents and came across an old brass
lamp. "This would look nice on my mantle"

While polishing the lamp, a Genie appeared and granted him three wishes.


"I wish I had a cold Dr. Pepper right now" he said. "Poof!" He
got his wish. He drank some of his Dr. Pepper and thought
more seriously about the wishes he had left.


He said, "I wish I was stranded on an Island with some beautiful
girls" Suddenly, he was there, with pretty girls eyeing him.

So he tells the Genie his last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again"
"Poof!" He was back in his old Government Office!