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by JJCJR
Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:16 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: While At the Restaurant....
Replies: 0
Views: 2862

While At the Restaurant....

A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to speak to her. Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out, g...
by JJCJR
Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:08 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Frog Rod
Replies: 20
Views: 3869

Re: Frog Rod

Why not try the frog rod Dean Rojas uses....
Quantum PT TDRC706F
We've got two just in case.
800 428 8730
by JJCJR
Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:23 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Lake Hodges Nest Stop For WON Bass SD
Replies: 1
Views: 424

Re: Lake Hodges Nest Stop For WON Bass SD

Here are some further details on the upcoming WON Bass Lake Hodges event. The gates to the lake will open around 6am. I will be in a parking lot just to the right of the gate off of Del Dios Hwy to take last minute sign-ups or to complete paperwork. The water level is high. You will be able to launc...
by JJCJR
Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:57 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Lake Hodges Nest Stop For WON Bass SD
Replies: 1
Views: 424

Lake Hodges Nest Stop For WON Bass SD

The WON Bass circuit moves to Lake Hodges for the first and only time this season on April 9th. Right now we are expecting this great weather to continue so fishing should be excellent. To enter this event, you can download an entry form by going to http://www.anglersarsenal.com/tournament.ivnu or c...
by JJCJR
Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:59 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: What Makes Her Scream
Replies: 3
Views: 4141

Re: What Makes Her Scream

You can change the punch line a little....

How about using some like "after filleting a bunch of stripers I brought home for dinner...."
by JJCJR
Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:23 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: SD Council of Bass Clubs Open Day Tournament
Replies: 1
Views: 302

Re: SD Council of Bass Clubs Open Day Tournament

John Cassidy will be at Lake El Capitan to do late sign-ups and to handle last minute paperwork. At that time teams that registered before Thursday evening can pick up their tickets to the Barona Buffet. All teams stop off to see John to pick up their waiver. These waivers will allow teams to posses...
by JJCJR
Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:34 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: WON Bass Havasu Pro Am
Replies: 11
Views: 1815

Shaun Bailey Interview

Had Shaun on the Friday morning radio show direct from Lake Havasu while prefishing for the AC event there is weekend. Shaun went over a lot of the techniques he used to win the WON Bass Pro/AAA event there last weekend. The Rod & Reel Radio show will air again this Sunday evening on AM540 start...
by JJCJR
Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:08 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: SD Council of Bass Clubs Open Day Tournament
Replies: 1
Views: 302

SD Council of Bass Clubs Open Day Tournament

This Sunday is the first Bass Council Day tournament! Come on out to Lake El Capitan and have some fun! The cost is $175 per team. We will have the guaranteed $100 to the first place Guy/ Gal team and Adult / Child. We will pay first through sixth with a big fish too (based on 30 plus boats). Tourna...
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:22 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: WON Bass Havasu Pro Am
Replies: 11
Views: 1815

Re: WON Bass Havasu Pro Am

Is Clint always that way when you put a mic in his hands? Ha, ha, ha.
The restaurant I wanted to go to closed before I could get there!....and it was a Jack in the Box
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:42 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: ***Adult Truths***
Replies: 0
Views: 3030

***Adult Truths***

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for ...
by JJCJR
Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:50 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: 2nd day havasu early report
Replies: 4
Views: 1336

2nd day havasu early report

When you go to the WON Bass site, make sure you check out the AAA winner.

Congratulations are in order for the winner and the fishermen who followed.
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:55 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Replacement for keeper/wrights bait worms
Replies: 8
Views: 1887

Re: Replacement for keeper/wrights bait worms

Western Plastics has been hand pouring lures out of their factory in San Diego since 1986. You can order through your local dealer or call Angler's Arsenal at 800 428 8730. Western Plastics does not sell directly to the public but rather through dealers. You can also send a sample if you desired to ...
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:47 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: What Makes Her Scream
Replies: 3
Views: 4141

What Makes Her Scream

Screams of Passion Three men, an Italian, French, and Israeli were having a conversation in a bar. The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes." The French...
by JJCJR
Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:43 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: On Rod & Reel Radio Sunday evening...
Replies: 0
Views: 187

On Rod & Reel Radio Sunday evening...

From 5 to 6pm, Hugh Marx head ranger at Lake Jennings. After 6pm Wayne Wasulko from Westernbass.com will be on with us. If you have a comment or a question you would like to has us ask Wayne, have at it. Wayne is eager to hear what you think about the changes in the site as well as the new Westernba...
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:09 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: A Salty Dawg Takes The Skin at Lake Otay
Replies: 2
Views: 573

Dr. Todd Curry's video at Lake Otay

Thank you for making it out to Lake Otay Dr. Todd to video the teams fishing the March 5th WON Bass Team event at Lake Otay.

WON BASS MARCH 5, 2011, REVIEW by DrToddCurry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9elE4nYYV0
by JJCJR
Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:57 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: NEW VIDEO....TC Sports Report reporting from Lake Havasu...
Replies: 1
Views: 702

Re: NEW VIDEO....TC Sports Report reporting from Lake Havasu

What a fun and informative report on Lake Havasu. too bad you didn't have any fun making it! One nice things at Bass Tackle Master, being right there on the lake, John G stocks the shop with what you need to catch fish. Where do you think all those fisherman who are constantly in the money get their...
by JJCJR
Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:17 pm
Forum: Political
Topic: Suicide Bombers... A report from Great Britian
Replies: 1
Views: 355

Suicide Bombers... A report from Great Britian

Muslim suicide bombers in Great Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that th...
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 08, 2011 3:30 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Unbelievable
Replies: 8
Views: 1417

Re: Unbelievable

Here is CA all our fuel comes from crude coming out of Mexico, Canada or Alaska. What does that have to do with middle east.

The speculators (gamblers) are hosing us.
by JJCJR
Sat Mar 05, 2011 5:49 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: A Salty Dawg Takes The Skin at Lake Otay
Replies: 2
Views: 573

A Salty Dawg Takes The Skin at Lake Otay

Captain Greg Miser, owner/operator of the Dolphin II now relocated at Fisherman's Landing in San Diego bay, took first place honors on Lake Otay this Saturday with over 18 pounds of fish. The water was up and so were the big ladies. Captain Greg smoked the field without capturing any of the top thre...
by JJCJR
Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:34 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Don't Forget The SD Fishermen's Swap Meet
Replies: 1
Views: 357

Re: Don't Forget The SD Fishermen's Swap Meet

If you do one thing this Sunday, make time to visit the fisherman's swap meet at Lake Jennings] located in eastern Lakeside. Sellers show up 7AM. Buyers 8AM. All proceeds go to help fund the Bass Fishing Hall of Fame located in the Hall of Champions in Balboa Park. Yes, there is a Bass Fishing Hall ...
by JJCJR
Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:47 pm
Forum: Hunting General
Topic: BASSIN BUDDIES MOCHI CHICKEN
Replies: 5
Views: 2276

Re: BASSIN BUDDIES MOCHI CHICKEN

Sounds great...
Do you think this recipe will work with fish fillet nuggets as well?
Let's say halibut, grouper or sea bass?
Sure sounds like it would also make an excellent base for sweet and sour pork.

Thanks for the recipe

jc
by JJCJR
Thu Mar 03, 2011 3:39 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: From The Men's Help Line...
Replies: 1
Views: 3634

From The Men's Help Line...

Fom a recent caller… Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when...
by JJCJR
Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:30 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Don't Forget The SD Fishermen's Swap Meet
Replies: 1
Views: 357

Don't Forget The SD Fishermen's Swap Meet

The San Diego Council of Bass Clubs is hosting their Semi-Annual Fisherman's Swap Meet. It will be held at Lake Jennings on March 6th from 8am to 1pm in the upper parking lot. The cost is $2 to get in and you will get a raffle ticket for a drawing for a new rod and reel combo! The Sellers can show u...
by JJCJR
Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:22 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Havasu Fishing
Replies: 5
Views: 799

Re: Havasu Fishing

Stop off and visit with John at Bass Tackle Master On London Bridge Rd when you're there. He should have all the particulars.
by JJCJR
Wed Mar 02, 2011 1:30 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: WON Bass at Lake Otay March 5th
Replies: 2
Views: 336

Update

Looks like the Lake Otay gate will be opening up between 5 and 5:15am on Saturday. When ever the gate opens, we will have all boats queue-up around the perimeter of the south parking lot. We'll set up for late entries at the top of the launch ramp. Those fishermen who wish to add on to option they m...
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:41 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: WON Bass at Lake Otay March 5th
Replies: 2
Views: 336

This Just In From Lake Otay...

"Otay, Lower: Will be stocked with trout this week by the Department of Fish and Game."

Well isn't that special!
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 01, 2011 1:36 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: WON BASS membership and w-2 info
Replies: 5
Views: 1148

Re: WON BASS membership and w-2 info

Give Ashley a call at WON Bass.

The fishermen I've heard from moved since the last recorded dates we had for them at an address. If there are any other problems they need to be addressed.

Ashley is at 949 366 0030 X38
by JJCJR
Tue Mar 01, 2011 8:55 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: I'm at Las Vegas BPS doing Seminars...
Replies: 11
Views: 1501

Re: I'm at Las Vegas BPS doing Seminars...

Best of luck with that Dan...
We all you you're going to do a great job.
Let me know what if any lures you might need to help you out.

Good fishing,
jjcjr
by JJCJR
Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:17 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: WON Bass at Lake Otay March 5th
Replies: 2
Views: 336

WON Bass at Lake Otay March 5th

The WON Bass circuit moves to Lake Otay for the first time this season. Right now we are expecting the best weather this Saturday compared to the past few weeks so fishing should be excellent. To enter this event, you can download an entry form by going to http://www.anglersarsenal.com/tournament.iv...
by JJCJR
Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:35 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Bassmaster Classic...
Replies: 31
Views: 4758

Re: Bassmaster Classic...

When I talked with Aaron this afternoon he was tweaking his Phoenix Boat.

He talked pretty highly of that boat when on the stage the last day of the Classic.

Hopefully we'll have some time to talk with him about boat performance.

Come on aboard and listen this evening
by JJCJR
Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:30 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: 2 hour run in The Classic, WoW
Replies: 4
Views: 969

Re: 2 hour run in The Classic, WoW

We'll ask Aaron about that on Rod and Reel radio this evening.
by JJCJR
Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:20 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Sunday Evening On Rod & Reel Radio
Replies: 0
Views: 189

Sunday Evening On Rod & Reel Radio

We have a great line-up for you this Sunday evening on Rod and Reel Radio. In the 5 o'clock hour Rich Tauber will be with us. After 6:00pm Aaron Martens. Rod and Reel Radio can be hear on AM540 starting a little after 5PM. You can also go to www.rodandreelradio.com and listen to the show live there ...
by JJCJR
Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:08 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Victoria's Secret
Replies: 0
Views: 4163

Victoria's Secret

A husband walks into Victoria’s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her ...
by JJCJR
Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:09 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Won Bass Hasavu
Replies: 16
Views: 2329

Re: Won Bass Hasavu

My suggestion is you get a hold of Ashley at WON and let her know you're looking.

Ashley and Billy are doing all within their power to match fishermen up.

Signing up for the tournament and paying the fees ASAP will also give you an edge as a AAA

Ashley is at X38
by JJCJR
Thu Feb 17, 2011 2:19 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Big 12" Worms
Replies: 12
Views: 3584

Re: Big 12" Worms

Western Plastics makes 11, 12 and 16 inch worms. Lures from Western Plastics are currently mentioned in last month's issue of BM magazine. One of the fall outs of that article are the number of orders received for 11 and 12 inch worms. You can order Western Plastics Products through your local tackl...
by JJCJR
Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:07 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Amish Father and his Son
Replies: 0
Views: 2762

Amish Father and his Son

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having seen an el...
by JJCJR
Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:18 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Byron Velvick On Rod & Reel Radio..
Replies: 1
Views: 471

Thank you Byron & Billy.

Rod & Reel Radio would like to Byron for being on the show last Friday and updating us on what happening in his life and what the prognosis is. If you missed the interview with Byron and can hear it again this Sunday evening starting at 5pm on AM540. If you are unable to get AM540 or are not in ...
by JJCJR
Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:48 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: "What's a Taxidermist"?
Replies: 1
Views: 3515

"What's a Taxidermist"?

A guy walks into a bar down in eastern Kentucky and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?" The guy says, "No, I'm from Minnesota ." The...
by JJCJR
Thu Feb 03, 2011 5:12 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Byron Velvick On Rod & Reel Radio..
Replies: 1
Views: 471

Byron Velvick On Rod & Reel Radio..

Some of you have been asking what's up with Byron Velvick ? Byron will be on Rod & Reel Radio this Friday and Sunday just to let us know what he's been up to, what's new in his life and when we can expect to see him back on the Elite Tour. Friday listen to Byron starting at 11AM on KCAA 1050 We ...
by JJCJR
Tue Feb 01, 2011 5:17 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Why California Is Broke....
Replies: 1
Views: 3338

Why California Is Broke....

California: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor's dog, then bites the Governor. 1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is on...
by JJCJR
Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:43 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: I slept in
Replies: 8
Views: 1715

I slept in

Only thing scarier is being a tournament director and waking up the morning of an event...and the sun is shinning.

Stuff happens
by JJCJR
Sat Jan 22, 2011 5:25 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Smith/Lincoln Sweep The Field at El Capitan
Replies: 1
Views: 385

Smith/Lincoln Sweep The Field at El Capitan

Cameron Smith and Trevor Lincoln took first place honors at El Capitan on Saturday with a 5 fish limit that went 23.91 book-ended by a 9.76 sow... an incredible fish for Lake El Capitan this early in the season. Cameron and Trevor also swept the in the gold by taking home almost $2900 with their win...
by JJCJR
Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:03 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Rod & Reel Radio Sunday.....
Replies: 0
Views: 207

Rod & Reel Radio Sunday.....

Professional Guide from Tucson Az., Carlos Gibbs will be our guest talking about fishing Lake Roosevelt and other Salt River Chain Lakes. Carlos has a lot of experience fishing Lake Roosevelt and will be with us from 6 ro 7pm on am540 in San Diego, Orange County and LA. Rod & Reel radio will air...
by JJCJR
Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:27 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The wife and I.....
Replies: 2
Views: 3705

The wife and I.....

The wife and I were at home watching TV.

She had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the cooking channel. I became more and more annoyed and finally said:

"For God's sake! Leave it on the cooking channel!

You already know how to fish!"
by JJCJR
Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:02 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: *** UPDATE***Lake El Capitan 1/22 Next Stop for WON Bass SD
Replies: 1
Views: 398

*** UPDATE***Lake El Capitan 1/22 Next Stop for WON Bass SD

Some incorrect information got out that the January 22nd WON Bass event for San Diego was at Lake Otay. This is not correct. The January 22nd event for WON Bass is at Lake El Capitan. The WON Bass event for March 5th will be at Lake Otay. Currently the water level at El Capitan is high (up to the st...
by JJCJR
Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:00 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
Replies: 0
Views: 2860

Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 ...
by JJCJR
Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:08 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: 2010 Airport Screening Results
Replies: 0
Views: 2697

2010 Airport Screening Results

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
by JJCJR
Tue Jan 04, 2011 9:30 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: WON Bass San Diego At Lake El Capitan 1/22
Replies: 0
Views: 159

WON Bass San Diego At Lake El Capitan 1/22

Some incorrect information got out that the January 22nd WON Bass event for San Diego was at Lake Otay. This is not correct. The January 22nd event for WON Bass is at Lake El Capitan. The WON Bass event for March 5th will be at Lake Otay. Please change these dates on your schedule if you have one th...