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by JJCJR
Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:50 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Wanna hear a joke??
Replies: 11
Views: 3526

Re: Wanna hear a joke??

Be happy you're not a charger fan...
by JJCJR
Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:33 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: sTony please call
Replies: 2
Views: 420

Re: sTony please call

Thanks sTony...
We'll make the connection
jjcjr
by JJCJR
Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:39 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: sTony please call
Replies: 2
Views: 420

sTony please call

John Cassidy
619 466 8355

This morning, Friday, if possible.

jjcjr
by JJCJR
Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:56 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Manual Wisdom
Replies: 0
Views: 1098

Manual Wisdom

WISDOM FROM TRAINING MANUALS 'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' - US.Air Force Manual - ---------------------------...
by JJCJR
Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:19 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Looking for a new worm pourer
Replies: 13
Views: 4269

Re: Looking for a new worm pourer

Go to your local tackle dealer and tell them to ask Western Plastics to make your lures for you through their store. If you don't feel confident in that happening, go to www.anglersarsenal.com and hit the Western Plastics icon for information on what Western pours. Special colors are no problem. Wes...
by JJCJR
Thu Sep 23, 2010 9:02 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: How best to spend your stimulas payment
Replies: 0
Views: 1188

How best to spend your stimulas payment

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by Using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where wi...
by JJCJR
Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:59 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: RESULTS WON DELTA TEAMS SUN.9/19/10
Replies: 10
Views: 2111

Re: RESULTS WON DELTA TEAMS SUN.9/19/10

Great tournament Steve....
Look forward to meeting a lot of your guys at the Tri-States
by JJCJR
Mon Sep 20, 2010 8:47 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Factured Wisdom (choose a favorite)
Replies: 0
Views: 1153

Factured Wisdom (choose a favorite)

Paraprosdokian sentence is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorous or dramatic effect, sometimes producing an anticlimax. S...
by JJCJR
Thu Sep 09, 2010 12:01 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Warrior Foundation Bay Bass Tournament
Replies: 1
Views: 392

Re: Warrior Foundation Bay Bass Tournament

Thanks for the donations ladies and gentlemen. Looks like we have the food covered. Your generosity will help us feed and expected crowd of 200. Now we still are looking for boaters and prizes. If you can help out as a boater get a hold of James Nelson jamesnelson1@cox.net If you can donate prizes o...
by JJCJR
Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:57 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Warrior Foundation Bay Bass Tournament
Replies: 1
Views: 392

Warrior Foundation Bay Bass Tournament

WARRIOR FOUNDATION San Diego Bay Bass Tournament Request for Sponsorship On October 2nd 2010, a group of us will be assisting as volunteers for the Warrior Foundation’s Bay Bass Tournament. The tournament headquarters will be the San Diego Outboard Boating Club, adjacent to the Shelter Island Laun...
by JJCJR
Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:38 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Female Financial Planning
Replies: 3
Views: 6462

Female Financial Planning

LESSON FOR THE DAY... Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted ...
by JJCJR
Thu Sep 02, 2010 6:19 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Puns To Ponder
Replies: 0
Views: 2240

Puns To Ponder

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian . 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. 4. A rubber band pistol was conf...
by JJCJR
Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:56 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Happy Birthday Lynne Peterson
Replies: 9
Views: 1159

Happy Birthday Lynne Peterson

I'd like to think it's the anniversary of your 21st Lynne.
Never wanted to accuse Mike of being a cradle robber!
Have a grand celebration.
jc
by JJCJR
Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:55 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: A Man's Journey
Replies: 0
Views: 1514

A Man's Journey

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an eme...
by JJCJR
Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:53 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Polygraph Examiner.... On Rod & Reel Radio...
Replies: 8
Views: 2888

If you missed Polygraph Examiner.... On Rod & Reel Radio

If you missed the interview with polygraph expert Joe Delia on Rod and Reel Radio you can go to the address below or listen to the show this Sunday evening starting at 5:02 pm on am540.

http://kcaaradio.celestrion.net/kcaa-podcasts/rod/
by JJCJR
Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:00 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Polygraph Examiner.... On Rod & Reel Radio...
Replies: 8
Views: 2888

Re: Polygraph Examiner.... On Rod & Reel Radio...

The gentlemen we're having on Friday's radio show with us, and the one who Harvey Naslund choose to do the testing for WON Bass, has administered over 15,000 (yes that number is correct) of these tests. He teaches law enforcement agencies how to train examiners. I would think that a fellow with this...
by JJCJR
Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:28 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Great Truths About Growing Old
Replies: 0
Views: 1336

Great Truths About Growing Old

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional... 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from ...
by JJCJR
Wed Aug 18, 2010 9:40 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Polygraph Examiner.... On Rod & Reel Radio...
Replies: 8
Views: 2888

Polygraph Examiner.... On Rod & Reel Radio...

Polygraph Examiner Joe Delia will be on Rod & Reel Radio this Friday at 11am to discuss the pros and cons of polygraph testing. Just how accurate polygraph tests are, are they admissible in court and other questions you might have in your minds regarding testing should be covered. Joe Delia was ...
by JJCJR
Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:55 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Catch the interview with Kevin Hawk...
Replies: 2
Views: 745

Kevin Hawk follow-up interview is up at. . . .

Rod and Reel did a second followup interview with Kevin we broadcast into the Inland Empire on Friday's show. We will rerun that interview this Sunday evening AM 540 starting at 5PM. We also had firefighter/paramedic/fisherman David Duff from the Coronado Fire department on talking about problems wi...
by JJCJR
Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:43 pm
Forum: Sports
Topic: Mike Hart hits his 600th homer!
Replies: 7
Views: 4997

Mike Hart hits his 600th homer!

Mike Hart does have more hits.....

As of last Monday, it is reported that the Yahoo article had been hit over 2 million times.

Who says no one is interested in fishing...Jim Rome??

OUT!
by JJCJR
Thu Aug 12, 2010 2:36 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: I MUST SUCK.........................
Replies: 6
Views: 2116

I MUST SUCK.........................

They just fished consistent.
They had two 2nd place finishes.
No big fish, to heavy stringer award, but still took home $6000, for the two day event.
Good job guys. Hope to see you next year.
by JJCJR
Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:07 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: My Man 'til the End!
Replies: 0
Views: 1312

My Man 'til the End!

I'll tell ya, women can be cold until the end! The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order..' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been wai...
by JJCJR
Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:51 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Mommy Knows
Replies: 0
Views: 1238

Mommy Knows

A 3-year-old boy examines his "package" while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied
by JJCJR
Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:58 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: El Cajon Ford SD Team Open Day 1 Standings
Replies: 3
Views: 1225

El Cajon Ford SD Team Open Day 1 Standings

Day 1 Totals Lake EL CAPITAN Team Name Team # Fish Weight Pnlty Big Fish Total Points Standing Jim Sleight / Ron Overman3 13.00 0.00 5.37 13.00 100 Travis Harrison / Jason Clarke 25 12.540.002.99 12.54 99 Shane Spencer / Art Berry 29 12.02 0.00 2.81 12.02 98 Larry Snow / Aaron Johnson 17 10.67 0.00 ...
by JJCJR
Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:58 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: El Cajon Ford SD Team Open Day 1 Standings
Replies: 0
Views: 352

El Cajon Ford SD Team Open Day 1 Standings

Day 1 Totals Lake EL CAPITAN Team Name Team # Fish Weight Pnlty Big Fish Total Points Standing Jim Sleight / Ron Overman3 13.00 0.00 5.37 13.00 100 Travis Harrison / Jason Clarke 25 12.540.002.99 12.54 99 Shane Spencer / Art Berry 29 12.02 0.00 2.81 12.02 98 Larry Snow / Aaron Johnson 17 10.67 0.00 ...
by JJCJR
Mon Aug 09, 2010 6:25 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Catch the interview with Kevin Hawk...
Replies: 2
Views: 745

Catch the interview with Kevin Hawk...

...we had on Sunday evening on Rod and Reel Radio. The interview should be up on the www.Rodandreelradio.com site this morning. We got a hold of Kevin as he was driving away from the lake Sunday evening. What a class act. Have to get back to the El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open. The group I have is...
by JJCJR
Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:50 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Notes
Replies: 4
Views: 899

El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Notes

Last minute sign-ups for the El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open can still take place Sunday August 8th at Anglers Marine in Santee. Both Lakes Otay and El Capitan will be off limits on Sunday August 8th. The doors at Anglers Marine will open up at 3:00pm for sign-ups, registrations, a light meal and ...
by JJCJR
Wed Aug 04, 2010 11:40 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Notes
Replies: 4
Views: 899

El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Notes

The El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open will go off as scheduled Monday and Tuesday August 9th and 10th. First place prize is a guaranteed $6000 to the winning team. Paydown after that will be determined on how many teams enter. The last minute sigh-ups and registration will take place at Anglers Mari...
by JJCJR
Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:33 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: FISHERMAN'S HONEYMOON:
Replies: 0
Views: 1552

FISHERMAN'S HONEYMOON:

This comes from my good friend AL who never ceases to amaze me! A guy is out fishing when attempting to get his lure unstuck from some brush takes a high speed projectile right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He sai...
by JJCJR
Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:10 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Mike Hart topic on The Dan Patrick Show
Replies: 7
Views: 2451

Re: Mike Hart topic on The Dan Patrick Show

Also Bill Handle on KFI 640AM mentioned the incident on his "Handle on the News" segment at about 8:55 Wednesday morning.

So this incident is getting exposure.
by JJCJR
Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:02 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: ...a deterrent.....
Replies: 2
Views: 1075

...a deterrent.....

A cheater was caught at the WON Bass US Open. How far reaching his activities were is still to be determined.

Do you think that in light of this event, does exposure in the court pf "public opinion" act as a deterrent for others who may think of following that same path?
by JJCJR
Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:08 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Turns 12
Replies: 1
Views: 483

El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Turns 12

Both Lakes El Capitan and Otay are off-limits on Sunday August 8th. Lake Otay is open for fishing Wednesday and Saturday before the tournament. Lake El Capitan is open for fishing Thursday, Friday and Saturday before the tournament. Late Registration and Check-in will begin at 3:00 pm at Angler's Ma...
by JJCJR
Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:05 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: 2010 WON BASS U.S. OPEN CHEATER MIKE HART EXPOSED
Replies: 11
Views: 4865

Re: 2010 WON BASS U.S. OPEN CHEATER MIKE HART EXPOSED

Harvey was visibly shaken (like taking a sucker punch to the gut) when the full extent of the incident was first realized after that second day of fishing.. From there, rage was turned into determination and methodically Harvey and Billy worked late in the early morning of the third day to put toget...
by JJCJR
Thu Jul 29, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Turns 12
Replies: 1
Views: 483

El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open Turns 12

Can you believe it. On August 9th & 10, The El Cajon Ford San Diego Team Open turns 12 year old. Just in case you were not aware, this tournament is a two day event in San Diego Country that guarantees the first place team a prize of $6000. That's right the 9th and 10th of August is a Monday and...
by JJCJR
Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:54 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: How long is it going to take to get aka Wood Report
Replies: 32
Views: 5447

Re: How long is it going to take to get onto the next thing

One thing you are going to miss out on by not continuing or for that matter starting to fish tournaments are the people you meet. Fun fishing is great, but when you look at the number of folks that came and fished an event like the US Open, where there were a great group of fisherman for both the pa...
by JJCJR
Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:11 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Congrats To Clifford P./PRO & Chris R./AAA U.S.Open 2010
Replies: 1
Views: 580

Congrats To Clifford P./PRO & Chris R./AAA U.S.Open 2010

Cliff will be on Rod & Reel this evening Sunday 7/25.

The show starts on AM540 at 5pm. Cliff is scheduled to be on after 6:09pm.

You can also go to www.Rodandreelradio.com and hear the show live.
by JJCJR
Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:54 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Mike Hart's AOY and Previous Team Partners
Replies: 39
Views: 8825

Mike Hart's AOY and Previous Team Partners

This is going to be the official position of WON Bass implemented by Director Harvey Naslund Prosecution of Mike Hart will be based on the laws in both California and Nevada he violated. Currently WON Bass' very top priority is to make a decision regarding his team partner/partners for the 2010 seas...
by JJCJR
Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:44 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Speaking of Dead Fish...
Replies: 18
Views: 3440

Speaking of Dead Fish...

Despite the conditions, the official totals released by the Nevada Department of Wildlife noted, the fish kill in the 2010 US Open was the lowest it had been in a number of years. Nevada Wildlife was totally against the "drive through weigh-in" Harvey Naslund insisted on for this event. We...
by JJCJR
Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:56 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The senior citizen test
Replies: 0
Views: 1279

The senior citizen test

During a visit to his doctor, a senior citizen asks him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," the doctor says, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub...
by JJCJR
Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:24 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Ca Custom Worms
Replies: 15
Views: 3156

Ca Custom Worms

Western Plastics has the molds in the 6" version.

They can be made in any color combination you wish.

Call 800 428 8730 (Angler's Arsenal) for retail sales or for sample of the style.
by JJCJR
Tue Jun 29, 2010 12:24 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Hedlines from the year 2029
Replies: 2
Views: 1882

Hedlines from the year 2029

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern U...
by JJCJR
Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:57 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: DFG/Tournament/Angler Meeting on 06-30-10 in Anaheim
Replies: 12
Views: 1574

DFG/Tournament/Angler Meeting on 06-30-10 in Anaheim

Thank you for hosting this meeting Rick....

John Cassidy: WON Bass San Diego Region and Pro/AAA
by JJCJR
Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:53 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: US Open video from Tami Curtis
Replies: 16
Views: 2967

US Open video from Tami Curtis

Tami, That was really one nice piece of work. Tell me, how much photo-shop did you need to make some of those guys look so young??? Ha, ha, ha. It going to be a fun party at the US Open this year. See you all there. Oh...if you're going to be in LV that weekend, don't forget to sign-up of the "...
by JJCJR
Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:48 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: From the World Headquarters of WON Bass
Replies: 0
Views: 438

From the World Headquarters of WON Bass

...or San Clemente for the rest of us: Rich Holland at WON BASS reports entries and confirmations for the 2010 US Open are ahead of last year's pace that produced 110 boats by tournament day. Rich advises as many as a dozen U.S. Open entries and confirmations are being received per day. As a special...
by JJCJR
Tue Jun 22, 2010 12:44 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Black Bass Permit Draw
Replies: 16
Views: 2396

Black Bass Permit Draw

Nest year if you can plan the South Jamboree date a little further away from ICAST dates that would be appreciated.

Hopalong
by JJCJR
Mon Jun 21, 2010 1:32 pm
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Best Mono for Topwater?
Replies: 13
Views: 3724

Re: Best Mono for Topwater?

Use McCoy

McCoy is a co-polymer. It's silicon saturated so it does not absorb water like other lines. When a line absorbs water, it gets heavier, expands and sinks.

McCoy stay on the surface and thus is an excellent topwater line.
by JJCJR
Sat Jun 05, 2010 6:39 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: The Economy Is So Bat That.....
Replies: 0
Views: 1355

The Economy Is So Bat That.....

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. African television stations are now showing 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials! Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford...
by JJCJR
Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:26 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: What time is it really?
Replies: 0
Views: 1188

What time is it really?

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircra...
by JJCJR
Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:34 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Biker Story of the Month
Replies: 0
Views: 1270

Biker Story of the Month

A old drunk walks into a biker bar, sits down orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over and looking the biggest, meanest, biker in the face says: 'I went by your grandma's house today, busted in and found her buck-naked...
by JJCJR
Fri Jun 04, 2010 11:48 am
Forum: Fishing
Topic: Blast off question for TD'S
Replies: 11
Views: 1172

Blast off question for TD'S

At one of the last FLW tournaments, they set a blast-off time at 7:30. Sunrise was at 5:30. Is that what you want? For the WON Pro events we tell fishermen when check-in time at the lake begins, get everybody in the water and depart when it's safe. We might give the fishermen attending the team meet...