Fired my first hour at Bass Pro Shop

Otay Michael · Post by **Otay Michael** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 10:54 pm

One hour into my first day of work as a Bass Pro Shop greeter a super-ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to the Bass Pro Shop. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'He!! no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, "I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice! Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Bass Pro Shop." My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!

mark poulson · Post by **mark poulson** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 4:02 am

Yeah, my exwife told me what you said to her.

Marty · Post by **Marty** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:30 am

Mark - you saying you when to bed with her twice? LOL

dwise · Post by **dwise** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:31 am

mrobinett · Post by **mrobinett** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:13 am

You know, they have paper bags for that sort of thing.

VJ · Post by VJ » Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:27 am

Robb R · Post by **Robb R** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 1:33 pm

super funny ,
your honesty and humor are really needed in Politcis .
hopefully you didn't really need that job .
tight lines
Robb

kraetzer · Post by **kraetzer** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:04 pm

awesome

kane-o · Post by **kane-o** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 5:42 pm

good one michael !

Scott Robertson · Post by **Scott Robertson** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 8:29 pm

I wondered why there was a message on my machine saying there was a job opening. I think I might have to pass. theres a lot of great attitudes and women of that type shopping for the holidays.
Scott

Stratos278 · Post by **Stratos278** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:33 pm

mrobinett wrote:You know, they have paper bags for that sort of thing.

Is that why they sometimes ask, "Paper or plastic?"

STONEFREE · Post by **STONEFREE** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 5:42 pm

Thanks for that , I will consider it my best christmas present for this year, DUDE !!!!!!! you made my effin day . MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Larry Hemphill · Post by **Larry Hemphill** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 8:46 pm

Great story! As they say - "thanks for sharing!!" Best laugh I've had for awhile!!

Quasiboato · Post by **Quasiboato** » Sun Dec 16, 2012 7:35 pm

Sorry to hear your BPS job did not work out . I hear Walmart is hiring greeters for the Holiday shopping season . Now there is a "Target rich " environment for some great comments to shoppers .