Two families move from Pakistan to America. When they arrive the two fathers make a bet - in a year's time whichever family has become more American will win.
A year later they meet again: The first man says, "My son is playing baseball, I had McDonalds for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud, how about you?"
The second man replies, "F.U., towelhead."
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