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Can you Help???

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:47 pm
by babybass
Letter to a men's helpline...

Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Re: Can you Help

Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:33 pm
by kawboy04
haha dude your awsome lol

Re: Can you Help

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:42 pm
by kam
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:25 pm
by bishopbass
Perfect story. Made my day. I havent laughed on this website that hard since someone posted they caught a leopard shark on Clearlake a couple of years back.

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 10:28 am
by yjjustforme
Haha rofl :lol:

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:50 pm
by ketchenbass321
LMFAO!!!! Great one!

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:10 am
by babybass
:lol:

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:54 am
by Dom
LMAO !!!! I thought you went off the deep end and you was posting a serious issue, that was funny! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:00 pm
by VJ
THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:19 pm
by lead head
the next time I drop her off I will look at that crack and see if I can fix it too....

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 5:44 pm
by babybass
Still makes me LOL, Hopefully this will do the same for you too???

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:48 pm
by Plastic916
Lol...great story, besides that I have the same issue on my ranger 519vs w/225 mecury, when I purchased my boat, previous owner said that it never bother him within that 5 yrs he own it....but, if someone can put their thoughts on here too, it'll be awesome!!

Re: Can you Help???

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 7:04 pm
by Zachary
Love it