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Hey Kenny! About 3 years ago there was a big tournament between TX. & CA. Yes, there was a big debate on where it was going to be held- in CA. or there in Texas? So the Texan's said "sure, we're the best & we'll come out there and prove it!" So, Bass West Magazine said were going to cover the tournament & we'll pick ya all up at the airport. So the Texans agreed to it ....., it was on.

So, Tom LeoGrande & Vern Price went to meet the Texans at LAX. They're sittin' there and out walks these 20 midgets. Tom looks at Vern and says " what the hell is this, I thought that Texans were 7 foot tall ". Vern replies "Ohh.. they're Texans alright. They just have all the bologna squezzed out of them."

P.S I am TopH2o and have approved this meassage.

We just sent what it would take to beat you guys! Now don't run off mad and try to get your life partner to jump on me.

Now you've really have lost me Splish splash.

Okay, I'll explain it to you then. I am out of town working, I'm in the room by myself and I'm bored and I can't get anybody on any of the forums to play! Thought maybe if I threw out a mild insult you might take the bait, but oh well, back to the drawing boards!

Splash wrote:We just sent what it would take to beat you guys! Now don't run off mad and try to get your life partner to jump on me.

Life partners? We call em girls out here Splash. But to each his own. Leave the bull in Texas. We will send the California girls down to the lake to take your pride. Since BASS requires the California boys to go on the road to take your money.

As much as I like to bicker back and forth, I think it sucks that they aren't coming out there next year. I know it doesn't help you guys but they dropped my favorite lake for the same reasons here in texas. They aren't coming back to Rayburn either and ESPN told me at I-CAST last year it was because of the money and lack of crowds. They'll probably find the same thing at Falcon this year! No towns of any size anywhere close.

Well at the Texas Toyota Classic held by PAA it was awesome and there were 30,000+ people there all three days. Maybe cause Lake Fork has never held a tourney like this one before.. I hope they do it every year from now on..

About the "Life partner" Texas has way better women the Cal. any day!! Don't get me wrong there are a couple of pretty Cal. girls but Texas has them beat ( no alge in our (Texas) lakes!!)

Still holding my breath for those "Baywatch Texas" re-runs. Please gimme a break on the girls. Rick G.

Yea but there's just somthing about that southern draw





Or is Texas in the south

Rick G, everyone knows that Baywatch was filmed in Galveston, and CN, Texas isn't in the south, Texas is the south!!!

Hey Splash my buddy from Texas has a saying,The only thing good that come's from Dallas is I-45 or I-35 headed south

I'll tell you the difference between Cali girls and Tx girls.....

In Cali the girls say you can....in Texas they say y'all can

Hey Splash do they make y'all wear your fishin license pinned to your shirt out there in TX like they do in Cali? I hear that Cali is going to try to pass another million dollar's in there budget to enforce it. Or better yet another million to keep up the Zebra- mussel inspections.

Hey splash the differeance between the TX & Cali girls is that the ones from TX know how to back a boat up,catch big bass & shoot a weapon . Scary know Huh?

Hey Splash do they make y'all wear your fishin license pinned to your shirt out there in TX like they do in Cali? I hear that Cali is going to try to pass another million dollar's in there budget to enforce it. Or better yet another million to keep up the Zebra- mussel inspections.

Hey splash the differeance between the TX & Cali girls is that the ones from TX know how to back a boat up,catch big bass & shoot a weapon . Scary know Huh?

Nope, no wearing fishing lin. here in Texas you can just keep it in your tackle box or in your wallet or something you just have to have it on you.... That sucks you have to wear them above the waist.. what a pain in the butt that must be..

I'm trying to figure out how a guy from Texas knows anything about quality women when we all know that Texas is the 'land of steers and queers'.

Having just been there I can safely say you have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to the ladies Ken, hahaha.

sTony

thats funny funny funny (lmao)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now sTony, we all know where the queer capitol is but, I will have to agree with the women around where you were at have been mixed with uncle's and cousins for so long that it is a pretty rough looking sight. Come on down to Houston and take another look!

I now what you mean about Fork. See here in California all you have to do is avoid Lakeport and parts of Oroville and all you'll see is scantily clad gorgeous women everywhere else you look!!!

Kind of harkens back to the old Beach Boys tune, "I wish they all could be California Girls!"

And by the way, New York City, has a much higher homosexual population then San Francisco could ever possibly have. It has the highest population density of any US city and we all know what happens when you have that many folks living literally on top of one another.

sTony