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Come on people - three weeks til the Rally and noone is talking smack?? I won't even get into it as I am going to have limited session time.......but where are you all at?

I am going to maintain my normal routine at the Rallies, going out each session and chunking and winding and with a tad of luck catching a fish or two..On second thought make that a lot of luck..

There seems to be a lack of any kind of talk about the Rally, smack or otherwise..But I will wager a buck Cooch does not repeat..

mac

Will it ever come back to the Delta?

Brian,
Clear Lake is a much better venue for a Rally. Nut Case Classics work out well on the Delta and I am sure we will always have them there, but the Rally is a different event with it being two days and requiring hotel space, eating halls and etc. For instance we need a dock that can occomodate 40-50 boats being tied up while we eat lunch. No place on the Delta can handle that without impacting their business. Konocti Vista does that easily.

Come on up to Clear Lake and you will see. The fishing is easier in the summer than the Delta. Even someone not familiar with Clear lake can catch fish.

PS - No smack from me. Too busy these days.

Figured I am fishing for second at best now that the G-man is fishing it.And I still can't believe that my buddy Cooch is younger than me!!!!. It should be big fun as usual. Heading up one week from tomorrow..Wooohoo!!!!

Hey Johnny didn't you wack em good in practice last year????

James

It wasn't as good as 2006, but it still was great. Looking foward to seeing you James and everyone else!!!! My boy Geno says I am going down to him this year. I like his attitude.

Sorry Guys, but I just can't stay ought of this one!

Shoot , I may not even be there this year, as I am still waiting for event's to unfold and wont know until the week before the rally, sorry gator.

So with all that dribble said.

Who is going to be king of the rally this year

If i do make it and g-man lands on my boat, I will personally turn him into a giant swim bait, put a size 12 ought hook in his fanny and tow him around and bounce him off the bottom and rock piles around jago bay.

I don't expect a L/M on him but a 100 pound catfish or carp is certain on such a contraption.

Hell even if I don't catch a fish with him in tow, I can always say he's my ODD NUT

Johnny C wrote:Figured I am fishing for second at best now that the G-man is fishing it.And I still can't believe that my buddy Cooch is younger than me!!!!. It should be big fun as usual. Heading up one week from tomorrow..Wooohoo!!!!

Second is my spot back off!

LOL

Marty,

Now that's some serious smack talking!!!

Looks like g-man won't be fishing either as he only paid the $15 and not the required $65 to fish the rally.

Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.

Anybody that wants to..All you gotta do is sign up..It is as much fun as you are allowed to have while still wearing clothes..

By the way Marty, you gonna be there or do you just like running off at the mouth..

mac

Outcast wrote:Looks like g-man won't be fishing either as he only paid the $15 and not the required $65 to fish the rally.

I just signed up!

Marty you just blew your wad bro, you can talk the the talk but thats about it! Side bet says I blow your a$$ outta the water! I'll double what you bring in! And if I have to cheat to make that happen I will.... Just remember one thing, I should be seeing you real soon!!!

firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

It's a really good chance to put names to faces. You also might get the chance to fish such noted anglers as Gary Ryon (Long Nut 2006) from the southern board.

I expect him to enter the next season of "Dancing with the Stars".

Every time Gary catches a fish over a pound and a half he does his breakdancing routine on the rear deck.

It's a sight to behold.

Just call me Tule Bender

Good stuff Marty..Your smack was so good that Tony is going to let you weigh five each session so you have a chance!!

g-man wrote:

Outcast wrote:Looks like g-man won't be fishing either as he only paid the $15 and not the required $65 to fish the rally.

I just signed up!

Marty you just blew your wad bro, you can talk the the talk but thats about it! Side bet says I blow your a$$ outta the water! I'll double what you bring in! And if I have to cheat to make that happen I will.... Just remember one thing, I should be seeing you real soon!!!

OK I think we need to settle two scores here once and for ALL. We combine the allusive Paint Ball Battle, with the NutCase Rally and really do this thing up like the bunch of Redneck Thrill Billies that we are

I can just see it now...cooch is flippin the docks or throwin his punker PING PING PNG and off goes G-man screamin down the shore lookin for his next victim....we can have a new nut awarded the Best Baller Nut...

Paint ball, come on man. Lets cast spooks at eachother!!!

Ash, Ole man Coochy is my friend. Its others that need to be careful! Tossing spooks sounds perfect. Its a good thing Guys not coming cause he would be my first target of the day!

Ash......I am likin your thinking.........

Marty - I will deal with you IN PERSON the rest of your list is pretty good though.

Dewayne wrote:Brian,
Clear Lake is a much better venue for a Rally.

I'm not buying it. If they can fit in the National Guard, Stren, B.A.S.S. Elite, Pro Teen, Snag Proof, and everything else, I would think they could fit in one stupid little rally every year. Come on Clear lake sucks.

Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Bill kizer wrote:Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Cooches house

OH MARTY DONT FORGET ABOUT ME


WHOMP WHOMP BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets not forget that Gator has promised to do a live version of his hula dance at this years dinner:

click here for all the coco-nutty goodness

not sure if Gary's back has healed enough for that kinda provocative dancing, you'll just have to go it alone big guy

Gator wrote:

Bill kizer wrote:Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Cooches house

+1

MikeD wrote:lets not forget that Gator has promised to do a live version of his hula dance at this years dinner:

click here for all the coco-nutty goodness

not sure if Gary's back has healed enough for that kinda provocative dancing, you'll just have to go it alone big guy

You gonna be done with your shower in time Mr. Almost the NumbNut?? I think you already have one vote for this year!!

Well I won't chime in on the smack talkin as I won't be joining you gentleman.

It sure sounds like fun and makes for good reading.

Enjoy...

MikeD wrote:lets not forget that Gator has promised to do a live version of his hula dance at this years dinner:

click here for all the coco-nutty goodness

not sure if Gary's back has healed enough for that kinda provocative dancing, you'll just have to go it alone big guy

HELP ME, HELP ME, HELP ME, I JUST WENT BLIND

g-man wrote:

Gator wrote:

Bill kizer wrote:Where on the Delta can you dock your boat, park your truck, unpack your bag, have dinner, cocktails, stagger back to your room and not travel more than a 100 yards?

Just call me Tule Bender

Cooches house

+1

+2

Gator wrote: You gonna be done with your shower in time Mr. Almost the NumbNut?? I think you already have one vote for this year!!

needed that shower so's I can smell all pretty for you sweet-pea. always like to start my events with one vote in the lead so its all good!

Brian wrote:

Dewayne wrote:Brian,
Clear Lake is a much better venue for a Rally.

I'm not buying it. If they can fit in the National Guard, Stren, B.A.S.S. Elite, Pro Teen, Snag Proof, and everything else, I would think they could fit in one stupid little rally every year. Come on Clear lake sucks.

No, you just suck at fishing ClearLake, same as the Delta, until magically this year it all came around for ya! HAR! HAR !HAR!

So next year the Rally's on the Delta and we're all crashing at Cooch's house?

mac (Doyle McEwen) wrote:But I will wager a buck Cooch does not repeat.. mac

That's a bet I'll take! Ya know Mac, there ain't a pair of golden Nuts I ain't won. They said I'd never win a Rally. A 3rd, 2nd, missed two then 1st! Only thing left, is fer me ta REPEAT! Never been a back ta back Top Nut, it's all that's left!

Hey Spooky, better git in as much pre-fishin as ya can, you'll need it, cause I'm comin in blind again!
G-man, just stay OFF, all that good water ya paid for!
Marty, you been savin quarters fer Gator too? That bucket is gonna come back ta haunt ya man!
As fer that Philly CheeseBurger guy, he's udderly worthless without the Milk Man up there!
Hey Guy Kelly, that sure was a lot of dribblin' fer an old fart who can't tell basketball from bass fishing.
And the only Smack Dewayne ever gits, is from them lil bitty swimbait fish slappin at his frog in that pound outside his office!
Gator, Marty nailed ya! HAR! HAR !HAR!
Ash, yer prolly in the best shape, first I teach ya that jig thing up here, then I gotta show ya the ropes as a Mod, but ya better think twice if'n yer gonna git any golden nut tips outa me! Course, my soft spot is Corona! HAR!

Bring it BOYZ! The TOPNUT .......... has spoken!

Its on Cooch! I will win, it just might be after the tourney on the dock! Water? Thanks see you there LMAO! I'll have the Coronas...

HAR, HAR, HAR!!!! NOT!

Mike Tremont, NO show, wtf?

Brian wrote:

firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.

except that guy bassbones....

Fishn Fighter wrote:

Brian wrote:

firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.

except that guy bassbones....

That Bassbones guy still owes me a frog fishing trip................

Fishn Fighter wrote:

Brian wrote:

firebass911 wrote:Who is allowed to fish the Nut Case rallies?

Anybody that wants.

except that guy bassbones....

BBB!

That guy BassBones is supposed to be there for the Saturday afternoon session.........

Gator wrote:That guy BassBones is supposed to be there for the Saturday afternoon session.........

Dar ewe goes Mistah Geeterman gettun us sal xsited bowt da speshul gests an all. Ey shar opes yer gona av sum taystee vittls fer uz ta chompz on...me and duh famly er alwez ungry

An don ya wurries nun, we wonts b a tellin' nowuns dat ewes kent ketch dem clar layk bass

Sin seer lay,

Ol' Hub

ps. Owzitb 'angin' Mistah Bones?

I'm all in and not settling for 2nd this year! I just need to figure out that #(%$% afternoon session! Look forward to putting even more names with faces this year.

Justin VonSpreckelsen

green_monster wrote:I'm all in and not settling for 2nd this year! I just need to figure out that #(%$% afternoon session! Look forward to putting even more names with faces this year.

Justin VonSpreckelsen

I guess you are settlin' for 3rd dis year then? Behind Ol' Hub and the Coochie Coo

Hub who? Oh you mean that there pansy azz boy who's been fishing cashtaic and DVL all year. I heard a year ago dat ole hub spinner threw his back out catching a clear lake fish, so he had to move down south and fish with 6lb test and buggy whips, as not to hurt himself.

So you telling me that ole hub spinna's back has healed, he bought some 20lb test and is ready to catch REAL bass again

I just dont believe it, between that and Coochie Coo claiming a treepeat.... next thing you know guys on this board are gonna be saying that santar cluase and da Easter Bunny will be showing up for this event!

DANG IT!
Looks like I get to miss another one . Doing the HBC July 11th and then BOB's Marine Owners Sep. 6th & 7th with the wife @ Clear Lake. Thats all the Clear Lake I can afford.

Maybe next year.... try again.

Don.

Dang it Don, and they have some nice sized otters up there too..I don't think they are as hefty as some I have seen on the Delta, but they should put up a decent fight..You specialty fishermen are just too picky..

mac

ash wrote:next thing you know guys on this board are gonna be saying that santar cluase and da Easter Bunny will be showing up for this event!

stranger things have been known to happen...





now where is that fat man with a heavy stick?

[quote="ash"]so he had to move down south and fish with 6lb test and buggy whips, as not to hurt himself.

So you telling me that ole hub spinna's back has healed, he bought some 20lb test and is ready to catch REAL bass again /quote]

6lb test??? You been hangin' out in too many Meth Labs Numbnut...Who ever told you the Ol' Hub gave up the heavy line has been hangin' in the same joints as you ...perhaps that "heavy" line is part of Ol' Hubs success down in the Southern Climes

Obi

Just made reservations for the whole week and I'll be there with my So Calif quagga infested fishin machine. Don't get too close.