Texas Water
Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:23 am
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The German man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have [crapped] in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The German man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.
The German man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have [crapped] in it.'
The man shouts back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The German man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more.