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New Government Seal

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:02 pm
by Marty
Official Announcement:

The federal government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!