The CHP are cracking down on speeders heading into SF. For the first offense, they give you 2 49'er tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.. The 49'ers
Q. What do the 49'ers have in common with the late Billy Graham?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q. How do you keep a 49'er out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a 49'er with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old
Q. What's the difference between the 49'ers and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many 49'ers does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the 49'ers and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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