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Lil T

Robert F. A man is driving his wife to the hospital. Really fast. She is in labor. A cop stops him. Does he give the guy a ticket or help him get the poor woman to the hospital? A peace officer in California has DISCRETION to write citations, make arrests, etc in order to keep the peace and/or solve...

Lil T

By the way...here's another tip for you....if you win the fight at the bar, the other guy goes to the hospital and you go to jail. If you win the race to the weigh in, you are the guy who gets the ticket. It's like natural selection.

Lil T

Holy Crap People... please say you would not complain about a deputy for doing his job! Think about what that means. Under California law, any citizen's complaint has to remain in his file for five years, even if he did nothing wrong. So you are willing to affect someone's career, their livelihood, ...

Lil T

Does my Husband have too much time on his hands? You be the judge...This is the result of a llittle time off work for Lance. A combination of new boat psychosis and obsessive compulsive disorder. The stripes on the walls match the color of the seats exactly. <img src="/shared/photos/photoother/...

Lil T

Does my Husband have too much time on his hands? You be the judge...This is the result of a llittle time off work for Lance. A combination of new boat psychosis and obsessive compulsive disorder. The stripes on the walls match the color of the seats exactly. <img src="/shared/photos/photoother/...

Lil T

Ummm, I've been in Canada all week...Lance did what???!!!!

Lil T

Don't feel bad, Dan. People rarely understand how manly tinkerbell checks can be, I mean it's not like she would hang out with a sissy or anything. You should carry tinkerbell with you with your head held high, knowing that it takes a special kind of man to bravely offer her image in payment for rug...

Lil T

Oh yeah, I almost forgot...when it comes to getting off the lake on time (and I have been an offender on this one many times) these guys cant end their work day until everyone is off the lake. So what do you want to bet that Every Single Day, they have people that dont get off the lake on time, or l...

Lil T

Are these deputies working on the boat? If so, when a cop is rude you can make a complaint to his dept. If he is aggressive about enforcement, but polite, just watch your speed. If he is young, he probably did not want to be assigned to the lake and belongs in a busier beat with real criminals. He i...

Lil T

The great news is that Lance got second. He kicked butt today. I will let him tell you the whole story, but he believes it had something to do with karma points he earned on Thursday night.

Lil T

Lance are you makin trouble again?

Lil T

Ian's excitement about going fishing began as soon as he knew Uncle "Dude" was taking him. I picked him up Friday night and brought him to our house to spend the night before the big day. Ian had everything he needed in his backpack and was absolutely brimming with excitement. He loves his...

Lil T

Okay, wait, I dont get it, you're looking at the Chevy, but not the GMC? I got a great price on my truck and interest free financing. My last truck was the ford, 7.3 diesel. I LOVED that truck and the new ford engine will just disappoint you if that is what you have now. The Chevy and the GMC are qu...

Lil T

Sorry Ray, I can't afford to shoot Lance, I need him to do construction around the house along with his other manly duties. Just wouldn't be practical to cripple him. I did ask him to try to use his skills for good instead of evil, but I don't know if I got through to him.

Lil T

Ray, you cant tell me you didn't see that coming as soon as a photo appeared on the site. Lance just cant resist. I was surprised he brought up the little fashion tip I gave you,though, I honestly thought he agreed to keep that quiet.

Lil T

Damn! The wife is always the last to know.......now that you mention it though, Lance has always been good at interior design.

Lil T

Dang..you guys are harsh.... Brian D: I think I can guess why you aren't married. :D DanW: Im sure your ex learned a lesson also. Mark P: geez...3 wives? Am I the only one that sees the pattern there? As for Lance, when we met for the first time I stepped out of my Ford F250 (7.3 liter powerstroke, ...

Lil T

Oh honey...stop your worryin', you look cute as a bug in that Altima. And oh yeah...very manly.

Lil T

I have my new truck. We went with the GMC 2500HD. It handled the best and had all the goodies I wanted. We got a white one for when Lance uses it to tow the boat he is dreaming about. Anyway I just wanted to thank you all for all the helpful suggestions. I drove everything and did a bunch of researc...

Lil T

I have my new truck. We went with the GMC 2500HD. It handled the best and had all the goodies I wanted. We got a white one for when Lance uses it to tow the boat he is dreaming about. Anyway I just wanted to thank you all for all the helpful suggestions. I drove everything and did a bunch of researc...

Lil T

I have my new truck. We went with the GMC 2500HD. It handled the best and had all the goodies I wanted. We got a white one for when Lance uses it to tow the boat he is dreaming about. Anyway I just wanted to thank you all for all the helpful suggestions. I drove everything and did a bunch of researc...

Lil T

Lance is too shy to let you all know how talented he is, so I thought I would pass along this special holiday greeting from him...just follow the link

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=89ef ... 0G06122214

Lil T

Lance was too shy to let everyone know how talented he is, so I thought I would send you all this special Holiday Greeting from him:
Just follow the link....

http://www.elfyourself.com/?userid=89ef ... 0G06122214

Lil T

I need to preface what I am about to say with the disclaimer: I come from a family of hunters, so I am not against hunting. At least for subsistence or game management (since we have stupidly wiped out most of our large predators with civilization), and within those boundaries, hunting to recapture ...

Lil T

Gracious offer Ray, I would love to learn to jig fish. I admit, jigs are a bit of a mystery to me. Poor Lance just wont listen when I tell him my worming technique. Cast, clear my birds nest, check my line, then pull in the fish. It's really very simple. I dont know what he is doing wrong....

Lil T

Don't worry Lance, I dont want to run the front of the boat; too much work. I will however, true to my wifely obligations, be happy to tell you how to drive it and where to park for the best fishing.

Lil T

Today I had the delightful experience of a guided trip with Shawn Bailey. My darling hubby thought I could use a break from a busy workweek and that I might enjoy learning from a pro, so he set me up for a day with Shawn on Casitas, which is my favorite local lake. I had a great time and learned a b...

Lil T

Hi Korny, lets just say I am a fairly objective observer here, since I rarely compete, but I read alot and know several people who compete, including my husband. I think the problem here is one of perception over substance, but among humans, perceptions make the world go 'round. If you had an off li...

Lil T

Enforcement seems to be the common argument so far in this debate, but rules and laws for that matter are seldom enforced via a perfect system. Perhaps because of my chosen profession (hi Ron) I can see a simple way to enforce a rule like this one. Scott mentions above that no one has time to be at ...

Lil T

Okay...but what do I do about that big knot in my line after I cast and forget to hold my thumb down?

Lil T

Hi Kelly, We ate dinner in LakePort last night, but as this was our first trip, we were new to all of the possibilities. Lance kept us on fish even as the weather got better, but we heard the winning weight for a 2 day tournament from a local club had a winning weight of just 19lbs so felt pretty go...

Lil T

I almost forgot to mention the secret of my success: Im going to do my own how to fish video. Turns out, according to other boaters we met, it was supposed to be a pretty tough weekend on ClearLake, but I had the best time. Lance seemed to always put us on fish, but there is more to it. My method is...

Lil T

Thanks Ron. Im going to do my own how to fish video. Turns out, according to other boaters we met, it was supposed to be a pretty tough weekend on ClearLake, but I had the best time. Lance seemed to always put us on fish, but there is more to it. My method is pretty simple and I dont mind sharing. I...

Lil T

Spent the weekend with the hubby at Clear Lake! What a beautiful place. We towed the Triton up there. 9 blissful hours on the I/5. Well, the fishing was great anyway. On the first day (Sat) after driving up during the night and getting very little sleep, we headed straight out on the Lake. I am plea...

Lil T

Spent the weekend with the hubby at Clear Lake! What a beautiful place. We towed the Triton up there. 9 blissful hours on the I/5. Well, the fishing was great anyway. On the first day (Sat) after driving up during the night and getting very little sleep, we headed straight out on the Lake. I am plea...

Lil T

Thanks guys. Im reading a mystery called Double Whammy, by Carl Hiasson. It's set in a big money bass tour and the villian is a Pro who is suspected of cheating. Its funny so far, but I havent been around you bass guys for long and would have been annoyed if the author got something that far wrong. ...

Lil T

Were Bass tournaments always catch and release? And if not, how long ago did things change?

Lil T

It's true, Lance always tells me where to cast. Because he is always paying more attention to me than he is to his own fishing. And if you believe that, Have I got a deal for you on some prime real estate. :wink: In truth, when I latch on to a big one, his first response usually is: "Are you hu...

Lil T

Great suggestion Jeff! I already have a horse, but Lance, there is a beautiful quarter horse mare I'd like to own. If you want, you can get her for my birthday next month.

Lil T

Howdy Ya'all, (and a big HI to you Ron C) I am Koa's wife and I just have to comment that my hookset isn't nearly as wobbly as an earthquake, but he has a point with regards to competition. Most sports compete in "classes" or divisions that keep the competition level tight and therefore cr...

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