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Allantek
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News Wire (NFR)

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WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President Dick Cheney
the Medal of Freedom, the nations highest civilian commendation, for his act of bravery in shooting an attorney.

The source was quoted to say " All Americans have wanted to shoot a lawyer at one time or another and Cheney actually had the balls to do it".

In a related story, the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, which issues hunting licenses, said that it will start requiring hunters, wishing to bag a lawyer, to have the new "lawyer's stamp" on their hunting license.
Currently Texas hunters are required to carry stamps for hunting birds,deer, and bear, at a cost of $7 annually. The new "lawyers stamp" will cost $100, but open season will be all year long.

The department further stated that although the "lawyers stamp" comes at hefty price, sales have been brisk and it is believed it will generate annual revenues in excess of $3 billion dollars the first year. Other states are considering similar hunting license stamps.

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Man, California has a big resident population too. You could easily fill a tag in orange or L.A. county. And to think my mom is an attorney. I gotta send this to my dad !!!! LOL !!
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I'll bet if they put a bounty on them, they would start shooting each other!!!

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That was the best one I've read in a long time, thanks. :P
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The only difference between a catfish and a lawyer...

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...is that one is a scum-sucking scavenger and the other is only a fish.
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