guy who smokes after sex

[Senkosam]

Rodney Dangerfield and his wife made a deal to have a cigarette only after sex. At this rate, Rodney says a pack will last three years. For some reason, his wife goes through three packs a week!

He tells his son, "someday you will have kids of your own."; His son replies, "maybe someday you will too".

Rodney asks his wife, "do you want me in the room when you give birth?". She says, "what for, you weren't in the room when I got pregnant".

Rodney: "When my wife makes love with me, she must always have a reason. One night she used me to time an egg.




Rodny gets no respect.