Super salmon

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fishwithwill
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Super salmon

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Coho salmon have dissapeared from Central California Rivers and the National Marine Fisheries Service (NMFS), in effort to save the silvery salmon from extinction approved genetic manipulation of the listed southern strain of the coho salmon. Leading geneticists from western universities got together and crossed the coho with a walleye and started stocking waters with the newly engineered "cowal". Although sucessful, the cowal still did not demonstrate the desired vigor that scientists expected. In a genetic marvel, the cowal was crossed with the meanest, fiercest, freshwater fish in North America, the famed muskie. The new super salmon was named "cowalski" and had to be taught to swim.
Disclaimer: This is just a joke and really did not happen nor was NMFS involved. No shoes, no shirt, no freedom.
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