Top Ten signs you're fishing too much...

[DougH]

10) You know the name of every cove of every lake in the western hemisphere

9) You know bass pro's, cabela's and tackle warehouse phone numbers by heart

You know that the are 24 different swimbait makers, and you can name them all

7) You have started naming fish that you have caught over and over

6) Your wife knows the phone number of the lake casitas tackle shop

5) When you kiss your fish, you slip them the tongue

4) When you fry your eggs in YUM, garlic flavor

3) When you bite the end of your power worm off, you chew it for a few minutes before you spit it out

2) Your wife no longer accuses you of having an affair with another woman, and just wonders when you and your partner are coming "out of the closet"

and the number one sign is.........

(FILL IN THE BLANK)

[Nunyo Bizness]

Thats some funny stuff right there.

[Ron C]

...you get aroused fishing for spawning bass.

[Guy Williams]

Ron, that's just right for Pete!!!!!
Guy Williams

[CharlieS.]

Pretty good list--And how many are guilty of some? Heck ,I havent been on the water much, and a few hit home, ....Charlie

[some guy]

when the the whole lake staff knows your name.

[engineeringBASS]

when your kids names are "fisher", "Buzz" and "Opti max".
you know you have been fishing too much!

[19X]

When you realize your partner was never in "The Closet"

[John Barron]

When I got home from a four day trip mrs. jb had sewn on some green fins to her night gown. Now I'm not real bright but I knew right away it was time to re-prioritize.
jb

[ironman]

when u have fish tattooed on u

[MN]

Well since I have not been able to go since April I dont get to play

[buddy brown]

When you have a 5/0 offset shank roundbend hook branded on your left forearm.

When your wife calls and you say I'm still at the office, while ducks are quacking, and you get bit, swing, and your on while talkin to her.

When you set hooks in your sleep.

[Greg E.]

For the older crowd

1. When the only time you can stay awake passed 9 PM on a Saturday night is at a night tournement

Greg E.

[Rob Cummings]

When you have a 5/0 offset shank roundbend hook branded on your left forearm.

When your wife calls and you say I'm still at the office, while ducks are quacking, and you get bit, swing, and your on while talkin to her.

When you set hooks in your sleep.

That is funny right there!!! I got so wound up about fishing last year around this time that I was actually doin that a couple times a night!!!!!

[gt5bass]

Hmmmm....is there really such a thang as fishing too much

Naw...that would be just a bad dream

[fishinman]

when you have too switch arms to fight fish on a regular basis

[Schneider Fishing]

when you have to have a garage sale to make room for your new baits.

[Marty]

When your wife asks “is that going to help you catch fishâ€

[Ralph_198]

If you name your kids Skeet, Roland or KVD.

[DanWarme]

Whenever I start seeing signs like that, I simply look elsewhere.

Problem solved.

[fishyd]

Buddy I must be in real trouble I have the brand over my heart for real!!!

[buddy brown]

That's pretty hard core bro. I always thought that a hook branded to the left arm and a crucifix on the right one would be a good conversation piece, a left hook and right cross. lol, haven't figured out the upper cut though