The "A.H." On The Ticket...

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A motorcycle officer stopped a man for running a red light. The guy was a real jerk and came running back to the patrol officer and demanded to know why he was being harassed. So the officer calmly told him of the red light violation.


The Motorist instantly went on a tirade, questioned the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, took it all in stride, figuring "Battle ship mouth and rowboat ***."

The tirade went on without the cop saying anything. When he got done with writing the citation, he put an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then handed it to the "Violator" for his signature.

The guy signed the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy pointed to the "AH" and demanded to know what it stood for. The officer then removed his mirror sunglasses, got in the middle of the guys face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an asshole!"

Three months later they were in court. The "Violator" had such a bad record he was about to lose his license and had hired an attorney to represent him.

On the stand the officer testified to seeing the man run the red light and under cross examination the defense attorney asked, "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"

The officer responded, "Yes sir, this is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make?"

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there Is an 'AH', underlined."

Attorney: "What does the 'AH' stand for, officer?"

Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile Sir."

Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"

Officer: "Yes Sir?"

Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for *** Hole?"

Officer: "Well Sir, You know your client better than I do!"

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