The U.S. Dept of Health issued a warning today that swimming in waters infested with the Quagga Mussel may cause blockage of the Urethra in Men. It seems that this little bivalve mollusk attachs itself to the inside wall of the Penis and grows and mutiplies until it restricts the "flow"and is very painful. The Health Dept. is recomending wearing a condom while engaging in water activities. Meanwhile The Casitas Water Board voted 3 - 2 in favor of removing there own penis to reduce the chance of this pesky little hitch hiker from spreading.
I don't know if it's true but I gonna use protection before I let my "love Mussel" go swimming.
and when I'm done It's going to be "Clean and Dry"
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