1. Talking to my self about secret baits.
2. I won't be looking over my shoulder so much when I'm on
the water, thinking I am being Followed.
3. I will finally have enough time to finish all of those little
projects around the house that the wife asked me to do
last year.
4. I will be home more that 2 weekends in a row.
5. I won't have to lie anymore about were I've been.
6. I won't try to convince the I.R.S. That Bass Fishing is a tax
deduction because I contribute to an environmental cause.
7. I won't disappear on weekend because of fishing shows, in
the off season.
8. I won't stink like smelly jelly.
9. My wife won't be mad at me on wash day cause I forgot to
empty my pockets of sencos and grubs, and they made a
mess when they went through the closes dryer.
10. I won't be looking all depressed checking the mail box
every hour cause my Bass West Magazine hasn't arrived
YET!
11. And Finally, I will have more than two dollars in my
pocket,caused I spent all of my pay check at the local
tackle shop.
Naw!, I have been known to break resolutions faster than a Bass can spit out a bait
See you at Melones and McClure
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