Outlook for the Atlantic, Caribbean and the Gulf of Mexico.
Hurricane Whodat is predicted to make landfall on the South Florida coast in the vicinity of Miami on 7 Feb 2010 at approximately 2200Z (5:00 PM EST). This extremely powerful hurricane is expected to produce damaging Shockey waves and Category 5 Brees. Reports from shipping indicate that this unstoppable storm has blown a huge flock of Cardinals all the way to Arizona, and that it has sunk a replica Viking longboat, the Brettigfavren. Livestock, in particular young horses, will be in severe danger of being decimated. Predictive damage estimates are unavailable at this time, but they are expected to be significant.
National networks are expected to broadcast images of the Whodat violence, and most citizens will be able to access that coverage via television. Officials suggest that watching the destruction live may be upsetting to some, so they suggest the ingestion of a powerful adult beverage or six to ease the trauma.
All interests in and near the Miami area are advised to prepare for a storm surge of catastrophic proportions as Hurricane Whodat spawns it's damage tomorrow.
-Bassinlee
Next advisory 07 Feb 2010 at 0300Z (10:00 PM EST).
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