
Just 1 step away from lovely

But tastes just like cat.

Sit down here you old Crippie! Maybe that's a crippled hippie?

Goes great with flied lice.

A separate entrance just for HOs

Sounds better than canned water huh?

Go over there and die!

Good to know these things

Well, numbers 1 and 2 eliminate me and half of Western Bass Patrons.

Look down each aisle twice before proceding.

Are these Turd Babies better than the Turd Adults?

Please bite the lettuce very very gently.

Be afraid Hooters and Starbucks

I wouldn't be tickling this guy! He'll crap on your hands.

I won't be having any of those, thank you very much.

Where all the stylish will end up shopping.

SEE? I KNEW IT!!!

Could they have meant to say hard instead of heart?

Sorry, there are some things I just rather do myself!

We're all in the same class?

This should be in front of all the hotels in China.

So that's what happens to dorks in China....


































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