Arriving home very drunk

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Ambit Energy
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Arriving home very drunk

Postby Ambit Energy » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:02 am

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."

The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.

The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"

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Re: Arriving home very drunk

Postby RalphRandall » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:59 pm

hahhahahha! so funny! i figured how the man looks like after stumbling many times! poor old man.....

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