A man was on the water for his weekly fishing trip.
He began his day with a 8 Lb LMB on the first cast and a 7 Lb on the second.
On the third cast he had just caught his first ever LMB over 11 pounds when his cell phone rang.
It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU.
The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best day ever on the water.
He decided to get in a couple more casts before heading to the hospital.
He ended up fishing the rest of the morning, finishing his trip with a stringer like he'd never seen,
with 3 LMB over 10 pounds.
He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife.
Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.
He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.
The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and finished your fishing trip didn't you?
I hope your proud of yourself!
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the lake, your wife has been
languishing in the ICU!
It's just as well you went ahead and finished because it will be more than likely the last fishing
trip you ever take!'
'For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care.
And you'll be her care giver forever!
The man was feeling guilty so he broke down and sobbed.
The doctor then chuckled and said, 'I'm just f*#k!n' with ya.
She's dead.
What'd you catch?
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