My brother the President.

[Greg_Cornish]

So my lily white conservative Republican brother who usually beats his opponents by 60% to 40% won by a couple percentage points this time for his fourth term as state rep.

My dad who is mostly senile and medicated resides in a nursing home. Three of my brothers including the state rep went to the home to visit my dad. Two brothers were there as the state rep walked in to join them in a full dining room.

My dad sees my brother and yells, "YOU DID IT!" My brother said, "What, Dad?"

My father yells, "You won the President of the United States. Hey everyone, do you know who you are in the presence of?" They all stare blankly and Dad yells, "He the President of the United States!"

My brother turns beet red and says, "Obama won, Dad."

My dad said, "Oh yeh? What'd he win?"

My brother dropped the matter and let my father be proud that his son was the P.O.T.U.S.