Dear Abby

[Ron C]

Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat.

He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything.

What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.

It is so humiliating.

Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one.

All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bologna with his buddies

while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me

and hints that I may be a lesbian.

What should I do?

Signed: Clueless
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Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him.

Good grief, woman.

You don't need him anymore.

You're a United States Senator from New York .

Act like one!

[Lance]

Sounds like her

[Hollywood]

That's your future president your talking about!! If that happens I am staying over here!!!! FOR SURE!!!

[Matt Moreau]

only problem is we wont be paying for it anymore wood!!!